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THINGS NOT TO IMAGINE UR OTP DOING

aleighx:

  • LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE
  • Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
  • BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO ONe is even surprised when they announce their official bc wtf do u mean u werent before
  • GIVINGG EACH OTHER ESKIMO KISSES
  • GIVING EACH OTHER BUTTERFLY KISSES
  • FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE
  • WRESTLING MATCH ON THE COUCH THAT ENDS WITH ONE OF THEM HITTING THEIR HEADS ON THE FLOOR AND THE OTHER HAS TO KISS THE BOOBOO BETTER
  • GOING ON AN ICE SKATING DATE AND PERSON A BEING A KLUTZ THAT KEEPS FALLING SO PERSON B HAS TO HOLD THEIR HANDS BUT THEY BOTH END UP TRIPPING AND LANDING ON THEIR ASSES AND EVERYONE STARES AT THEM AS THEY KEEP LAUGHING
  • DOING CUDDLY MOVIE NIGHTS AND CRYING OVER CHEESY CHICK FLICKS
  • MAKING FUN OF BAD MOVIES TOGETHER
  • BEING THE ANNOYING PPL IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER THAT TRY TO THROW POPCORN AT PEOPLE
  • FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE BIG SPOON
  • NO
  • NOW I’M CRYING
  • ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT 
  • I DIDN’T NEED THIS

kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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Expectation is the root of all heartache.
— Shakespeare  (via clumsiest)

(Source: psych-facts)